Thursday, October 02, 2008
I am a drug dealer and I vote
Today I was discouraged to find out that Biden has been a major actor in the War on Victimless Crimes aka the War on Drugs. I will still support Obama-Biden, of course. But I do wish that the civic contributions of hard-working American drug dealers could be as lauded on the campaign trail as those of all the nurses, teachers, truck drivers and soldiers who are so popular right now. We drug dealers work hard to make ends meet, just like they do. And even so, my boyfriend and I took a day off from our mom-and-pop business selling marijuana, mushrooms and acid to go down to Scranton to canvass voters for Obama. And I donated $100 of my hard-earned drug money to the Obama campaign. Is a shout-out too much to ask?
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i'd also like to point out that biden is known not to be a fan of the night life -- nor presumably of peaceable assembly in general, i suppose -- by his sponsorship of the execrable RAVE act.
Reforming Americans' Venal English?
Recycling in America's Verdant Empire?
::checks link::
Oh, right, Reducing Americans' Vulnerability to Ecstasy. Well, as anyone can see, bottled water and glow sticks are a true menace to society.
As Biden himself would say, though, God love him. I used to hate the idea of electing the lesser of two evils but that's really what we have to do to prevent a fucking apocalypse this time around. I'll take the drug-hating fairly benign mainstream liberal over the Earth-hating, baby-popping, illiterate Jesus-freak any day.
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